The Case Against Cat Men by Dara Adeeyo Should a man own a cat, that's a dealbreaker, right there. Nothing is sweet, endearing, or vagina-tingling about a dude in possession of this animal. I think that when many men picture "a woman with a dog," they get a boner-tastic mental stock photo image of a beautiful blonde running on the beach with a photogenic black Labrador.

Cat-owning tells me that he's a pussy —with a pussy. Owning a cat says he doesn't really know how to connect because how the fuck can you connect with a cat? But every time I have lived with a girl who owned a dog, it was more of a "left their shivering, maladjusted

The Case Against Cat Men by Dara Adeeyo Should a man own a cat, that's a dealbreaker, right there. Nothing is sweet, endearing, or vagina-tingling about a dude in possession of this animal. I think that when many men picture "a woman with a dog," they get a boner-tastic mental stock photo image of a beautiful blonde running on the beach with a photogenic black Labrador.Cat-owning tells me that he's a pussy —with a pussy. Owning a cat says he doesn't really know how to connect because how the fuck can you connect with a cat? But every time I have lived with a girl who owned a dog, it was more of a "left their shivering, maladjusted $1,200 goldendoodle in a cage in our 400-square foot apartment for 12 hours because it was Ladies Drink For Free at Senor Frog's" kind of situation.

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The Case Against Cat Men by Dara Adeeyo Should a man own a cat, that's a dealbreaker, right there. Nothing is sweet, endearing, or vagina-tingling about a dude in possession of this animal. I think that when many men picture "a woman with a dog," they get a boner-tastic mental stock photo image of a beautiful blonde running on the beach with a photogenic black Labrador.

Cat-owning tells me that he's a pussy —with a pussy. Owning a cat says he doesn't really know how to connect because how the fuck can you connect with a cat? But every time I have lived with a girl who owned a dog, it was more of a "left their shivering, maladjusted $1,200 goldendoodle in a cage in our 400-square foot apartment for 12 hours because it was Ladies Drink For Free at Senor Frog's" kind of situation.

,200 goldendoodle in a cage in our 400-square foot apartment for 12 hours because it was Ladies Drink For Free at Senor Frog's" kind of situation.

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All they do is sit, eat, and scratch (quite often, they scratch ). Bottom line: No one ever says, "My dog is like a cat." Cats are lazy creatures who hate interacting with people.

If you're sad, you can rely on a dog to come curl up next to you, while a cat might just scratch you and otherwise act indifferent to your sad existence.

"They're supposed to have a father-daughter relationship." In the 1988 graphic novel by writer Alan Moore and artist Brian Bolland, the Joker shoots Barbara, paralyzing her almost as soon as she appears on the page.

In the film version, she's the protagonist of the story for the first 20 minutes — fighting crime and dealing with conflicting feelings about her working relationship with Batman, and whether it's time to move on and leave crime fighting behind.

Men I seriously date have to possess my same sense of ambition and attentiveness. It's practically impossible to be attentive to a cat unless the cat is on your lap, in your face, asking for attention.

So if a dude owns a cat, I can only assume he's just as lazy and averse to social interaction as his feline friend. You get a cat when you don't want to put that much work into taking care of an animal.

Okay, I hope you have already been on a couple of dates in your life and I also hope that not all of them ended in unanswered phone calls and credit card debt, because you were dumb enough to take her to the most expensive restaurant and to pay for it.